You Know You're a SF/Fantasy Geek When...

[Darkkin]

You have ever given this as a baby shower gift:

Star Wars ABC  

You own:

How to Speak Wookiee 

You recieved this as a wedding present:

Wookiee Cookies   

[Markthetripper]

You stare at carved-stone angels as you pass them by so they remain stone and do not touch you. (sending you back in time.)

[aerynSI]

Always thought Canth was more fun than Mnementh, myself.

My copies are so old they have the cover art that has the dragons looking like brontos.

I hear they are going to attempt a Pern movie.  Hope they don't hose it up like the tv series they were going to attempt was going to do.

[Omnigeek]

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Yonina_Dove wrote:

When you substitute words with frack in normal conversation...

When you dream about being onboard the Battlestar Galactica...as Starbuck.

When you spend a few hours scouring thinkgeek.com saying, "I want this...and this...and this...and this..."

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Ah, but which Galactica and which Starbuck?  My .. less SF geeky ... friends don't understand why I refer to Ron D. Moore's soap opera as felgercarb ...

[Christycard]

You know the creation myth of Middle Earth better than you know the book of Genesis.

You have deep philosphical conversations about the psychological motivations of the characters in Dragonball Z. 

[stevet83]

You can explain how to make a pan galactic gargle blaster to a bar tender that has no idead what your talking about.

[RHWright]

...the most important thing to you about December 25th is the new Doctor Who Christmas Special.

[tfadams]

second that one ^. and you watch the star wars christmas special on youtube every year as well.

[RHWright]

Forget youtube, I own a VHS bootleg of that monstrosity classic. Drink heavily first.

[ArcaneArcher26…]

...your computer passwords are your favorite scifi-fantasy charactr or D&D charter ....99% of your library is authors such as: R.A.Salvator, margaret weiss, terry b Rooks, et.al.

[melanhead10]

•you give all your friends names in diffrent languages (ex: ancient language • your secret handshake is live long and prosper •you sprnd recess talking about what you think will happen next in ______ •you teach all your friends magic words just in case multiple universes/dimentions converge •you begg you parents every weeked to buy you a harry potter wand •you have a ereader with BOOKS not apps •you can see at least 1-infinaty books eyery hour • you can read in the car even if it makes you sick •you read tolkien before you were a teen • your school librian named u THE RECOMMENDER because you dictate what EVERYONE should read • you're in a gifted learning class at school •you read during recess • you can t-t connect w/everything you read • one of the top 50 things you say when you meet someone is HAVE YOU READ _____________?!

[SingingDaisy]

...You actually understand the posts in this forum!

[pagemaven]

Good Point! Of course not everyone reads the same things, and one person is not likely to "get" it all.    

 "Is the cat dead?....only Heisenberg knows for sure".   currently reading "at The Gates of Darkness" by Raymond Feist.

[Nursefuratu]

When Edward James Olmos is following you on Twitter and your pretty sure it's because he think you might be a Cylon.

[MacMcK1957]

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Nursefuratu wrote:
When Edward James Olmos is following you on Twitter and your pretty sure it's because he think you might be a Cylon.

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Has it occurred to you he might be right?

[Nursefuratu]

You mean I could be a Cylon and not even know it??? Lol

[MacMcK1957]

Long before I ever even heard of Cylons, the robot that does not know it's a robot has been a recurring theme in SF.  Can you say for sure, 100% no doubt, that it is impossible for you to be a Cylon?

Didn't think so.

[pagemaven]

Well, I had to have my knees REPLACED,) (versus a mere repair), so, since they are now titanium, steel, and plastic, I suppose I could be classified as a Cylon hybrid?!?!?

[Erotavlas]

Your B&N user name is Salvatore spelled backwards. (and your upset that you are the first person to come up with it)

[JohnSuter]

I have a dog named Perrin. Let's see who gets that reference.