Hah! I used to be inspired, but I am now distinguished. Hehe! If only the Prime Minister of Barnes and Nobleland knew that most of my posts were equivalent to hogwash, I would be sent to dungeon-level posting abilities. At any rate, I shall celebrate this latest fait accompli by writing a poem about it and sharing it with you, my lesser-abilitied posters.
I Am Distinguished
By KreacherTeacher (aka KT)
I used to be many things:
novice, correspondent, inspired, to name a few,
but are you distinguished like me?
If you are then good for you!
I am d-i-s-t-i-n-g-u-i-s-h-e-d.
Can you spell that really fast?
if you can, then you are d-i-s-t-i-n-g-u-i-s-h-e-d too.
Whoopdedoo!
I cannot wait til I am a wordsmith or a bibliophile,
though any word with phile sounds really bad.
I think I'd rather not be a bibliophile
instead I'd prefer Barnes and Notable grad
I am d-i-s-t-i-n-g-u-i-s-h-e-d.
Oh, don't you wish you were me?
You can be d-i-s-t-i-n-g-u-i-s-h-e-d too
if you post really stupid things.
Um(Bridge) "Ahem"
Someday you will look
and see "Administrator" next to my nickname
I will delegate from my IPad - I mean Nook
and help newbies play the posting gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
I am d-i-s-t-i-n-g-u-i-s-h-e-d.
Oh, don't you wish you were me?
You can be d-i-s-t-i-n-g-u-i-s-h-e-d too,
but we, as much as we try, will never be Psychee.
P.S. - I know this appears to be a thinly-veiled attempt to achieve more laurels and thus advance my posting level, but I am quite satisfied with "distinguished" if you cannot already tell by the poem I have just composed for you. Laurel away should you feel the need, but don't go crazy doing it.
P.S.S. - You know I had to do it, Psychee. No one could ever achieve what you have done. Apparently not even the Queen. :-P
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(Yea!).
) just for a couple of days. Get me through the workday. You all enjoy yours. And a big cake (of course). I think red velvet cake is in order this time. 
