You might be a witch or wizard if you...

[Kreacherteacher]

What are all the ways to determine if someone is a witch or wizard? Perhaps this could be a Friday trivia, but oh well, let's start it now. How did the powers that be determine or know if someone was a witch or wizard? Did the MoM know this based on a magic meter, if you will? Anyway, I thought it would be funny if the MoM had a character like Jeff Foxworthy to determine the capabilities of said persons. Here we go...

1. If you're inclined to put a broomstick between your legs rather than sweep with it, you might be a witch or wizard.

[ConnieAnnKirk]

You might be a witch or wizard if you...

...have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead and get headaches and see green flashing lights while you're dreaming! 

Nice thread, KreacherTeach!

~ConnieK

[Sarah3973]

instinctively reach for your wand and shout "Expecto Patronum!" every time it feels as if all the happiness has been sucked right out of your world and you realize that you're suddenly surrounded by Dementors!

Message Edited by Sarah3973 on 10-01-2008 08:56 PM

[Psychee]

....if your angry guardian suddenly yelps in pain as he is trying to wring your neck!

[jane3936]

if you think that kilt would look great with a poncho!

[jose408]

Start practing some neat tricks on dudley maken him a pig tail lol

[Mollywobbles]

If you can

Grow your hair overnight without even trying-who needs hair extensions?

[Starlet]

have a large vocabulary filled with Latin words

[Kreacherteacher]

If you can grade papers by snapping your fingers. Ugh!

If you live next door to a forbidden forest that harbors unicorns and centaurs.

If you have a checking account at Gringott's that somehow is not overdrawn in these deplorable economic times.

If you have a checking account at Gringott's that is overdrawn, and they are charging you 5 galleons for each transaction. Blood-sucking goblins!

If you get into a fight over who actually caught the snitch.

If you make yearly, perhaps monthly sojourns with your girlfriends to Bulgaria in search of Viktor Krum.

If you have applied for a job at the Ministry of Magic, entry-level of course, which is translated in wizard language as Floo Security Guardian.

If upon a successful 90 days of employment, you are then bumped up to Minister as no one else wants the derned position because the last 3 ministers have disappeared or died on the job.

If Albus, Severus, Dumbledore, Percy, Sirius, Regulus, etc. all sound like really good names for your children.

If you snap your fingers and lights go off or come on and it isn't that fascinating muggle device called the Clapper, which was not a very good name anyway, mind you.

All for now...back with more later.

[ConnieAnnKirk]

KT--Looks like you spent "Read-Only Monday" coming up with these?  Fun! 

~ConnieK

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Kreacherteacher wrote, in part:

If you can grade papers by snapping your fingers. Ugh!

All for now...back with more later.

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[Kreacherteacher]

LOL. Nah, I did it Sunday evening.

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ConnieK wrote:

KT--Looks like you spent "Read-Only Monday" coming up with these?  Fun! 

~ConnieK

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[agnijay]

If you sometimes have to explain to others what a "Crumple-Horned Snornkack" is.

[blinkgirl89]

If you are afraid that you may be attacked by Death Eaters or Voldemort himself.

if your broom is always flying off, whenever you try to sweep.

[brisingr782]

if you often wake up screaming in the night after having freaky dreams about locked doors. maybe thats just me...

if you think that talking to snakes is a completely normal thing that every1 does

[mrsRW]

 

----If you like bottling up weird stuff, like you  finger nails, rotten tomatoes, roaches, dead flies, and  displaying it around the house like nobody's business, girlfriend!

.....if you're mother is doing her  daily rant and nag, and is screaming at you over dinner, and you actually saw your fork rattle then levitate... suddenly  you saw your mom's fingers getting thicker as if they were being blown up like a balloon...

....if your canary cream you brought from a frackly weird dude, tunred you into a featherless flamingo

....... If you played poker and  you find yourself having no eyebrows because of a sudden unexplainable explosion....

..... if your key goes missing and you say, ‘oohh  must be me lil friend playing the ‘shrinking charm' on moi

... if you've been accused of having Spattergoitt ( these are freckles!)

.... If you just had number two flushed the toilet and it backfired.......

[wicked3]

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mrsRW wrote:
 

----If you like bottling up weird stuff, like you  finger nails, rotten tomatoes, roaches, dead flies, and  displaying it around the house like nobody's business, girlfriend!

.....if you're mother is doing her  daily rant and nag, and is screaming at you over dinner, and you actually saw your fork rattle then levitate... suddenly  you saw your mom's fingers getting thicker as if they were being blown up like a balloon...

....if your canary cream you brought from a frackly weird dude, tunred you into a featherless flamingo

....... If you played poker and  you find yourself having no eyebrows because of a sudden unexplainable explosion....

..... if your key goes missing and you say, ‘oohh  must be me lil friend playing the ‘shrinking charm' on moi

... if you've been accused of having Spattergoitt ( these are freckles!)

.... If you just had number two flushed the toilet and it backfired.......

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Nice ones!

If you suddenly fall into deep love.(More like you've drunk a potoin)

[bookluver22]

if you...tell a snake to not kill a kid and everyone start looking at you like you are crazy and slightly phycotic

[djaq]

-you look into your garden and see two great big eyes staring at you from a bush

-you see a cat reading a street sign

-know where the leaky cauldron is

-random strangers walk up to you and shake your hand

-you can converse with snales about their family

-your close friend is a wearwolf

-another close friend is a giant

you are almost a wizard when...

-you go to kings cross station just to run between platforms 9 and 10

-search pounds for sirius black in dog form

-cried when you turned eleven and didnt get a hogwarts letter (i can say that i burst into tears when i didnt get a letter... i hardly talked to anyone for a month, it was even worse on september 1 when i begged my parents to send me off to hogwarts any way.)