My I present to Prince Aidan a birthday gift.
I acquired the Belt of Bounce from a blue hooded dwarf fellow.
After thorough testing I deem it safe and completely wild fun. Press the button on the buckle and each step, fall, ect.. bounces you up off the ground or wall. Press again you stop bouncing. Adjustable in size so it can't be outgrown.
I think any seven year old boy will find it endlessly useful. 
Hope he likes it.
Happy Birthday, my little Prince Aidan! I wanted to see you open your presents yesterday, but I'm afraid something horrible happened to detain me! I am so sorry.
My son, Ryan, as I was descending the staircase, a clown came from behind me and handed me a
a banana drink. He said it was from you.
I assumed he was part of the hired clowns for the party....but, I'm afraid this clown may not have been, as after I took one sip of this drink, and saw the evil look on his face, I lost consciousness..... This morning I found myself in the dungeon, asleep on a cot, in the room with the blue door that was marked, R.U.B.B.I.S.H. I have no idea how I got there. I awoke when I heard an echo of something bouncing around above my head. Only then did I realized what may have happened.
Dear me, I fear we may have had some prankster about, or Sir Charlie let Mr. Monkey loose. No harm was done, except for a scare, and a raging headache this morning.
I just hope this monkey clown is nowhere around. If he does not belong to Sir Charlie, we may have to find a way to dispose of him. I will leave those matters up to you, my son, or someone who has knowledge of how this can be done. I do know that Mr. Emmett Kelly would never send a clown such as that one to a little boys birthday party. There may have been a mix-up with this one.
I will hope to see Aidan later, to give him my gifts, then. I slipped a little coloring book under his door yesterday morning, before he woke. I hope he found it. The larger present is outside in the Maze. I know how he likes to hunt for hidden treasures around the castle, and thought he would enjoy this hunt. I will get myself dressed, now, and eat a little something before I head outside to watch him play. I see from my window that he has been enjoying his new bicycle, and Melvin is chomping at his bits, anxious to have one of his own. I am not sure how this can be done, but if there is a will, there is a way to construct one for all of the dragons and dragoons to play with.
I will see you later, my son, Ryan, and little Prince Aidan.
QMummy-grandmummy
