04-22-2009 03:22 PM - edited 04-22-2009 03:22 PM
06-23-2009 02:54 AM
Have you figured out which book it was? I've been trying to figure it out for 4 days. In addition to the stories you mentioned, I remember a story that spanned two pages that featured a gross man and woman that described why they love each other (citing absurd and disgusting reasons). I remember it was a British book as well.
06-23-2009 03:35 AM - last edited on 06-23-2009 09:37 AM by Jon_B
I FOUND IT!
After skimming through 60 pages chronologically through the eighties to nineties of British children's poetry, I found it:
"There's an Awful Lot of Weirdos in Our Neighbourhood" by Colin McNaughton
The book has many covers. Do any of these strike a bell?
There's an Awful Lot of Weirdos in Our Neighborhood
Whew! Feels so much better!