Mashups!

[#1]

I thought I'd burned out on these, but this morning I woke up with several of them batting around in my head.  I'm not sure how to categorize them, but I think they're still mash-ups:

Welcome to the Monkeybars:  Kurt Vonnegut looks back to his school days

Now We Are Sixty:  A.A. Milne rewrites his classic for the Baby Boomer generation

The Tell-tale Fart:  Edgar Allen Poe takes on the Young Adult market

Cautiously Positive Expectations:  Charles Dickens revamped for the 21st Century reader

A Seasonal Carol:  (same as above) 

Celsius 232.7777: Ray Bradbury for the metric age

Rosemary's Teenager:  Ira Levin revisits the devil's spawn

[#2]

I can't remember when it was published, but Rosemary's baby must be in her 30's by now. I wonder how those horns are working out with her work ensemble?

[#3]

Yeah, that baby's pushing forty. But somehow a teenaged demon sounded scarier!

[#4]

No matter what the age, a spawn of the devil is a scary prospect! Speaking of Mashups, what about "Rosemary's Baby Einstein"?

[#5]

Even better!