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3monstersmom
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Re: Quivering Puppies: Cheesy Sex Scenes and/or Descriptions of Sexuality

 


dalnewt wrote:

 


FaeryQueen wrote:

Here is a little bit of cheese from 

 

Destiny of the Wolf 

 

"His rigid erection pressed against her waist, urgent, hungry to batter down her virginal barrier." (NOOK page 138)

 

All I can say is OUCH!


 

Can you say ram rod?!!!:smileytongue: Maybe battering ram is more accurate?!!!:smileyvery-happy:

 

I know some people like to refer to anthropomorphize their member, but this particular member sounds like an independent, hungry animal between his legs.

 

Geez, both cheesy and gross!


Well, I guess the cover makes more sense now with the wolf phasing into his groin.  Obviously it bites. 

 

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Sarah3973
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Re: Quivering Puppies: Cheesy Sex Scenes and/or Descriptions of Sexuality

 


FaeryQueen wrote:

Here is a little bit of cheese from 

 

Destiny of the Wolf 

 

"His rigid erection pressed against her waist, urgent, hungry to batter down her virginal barrier." (NOOK page 138)

 

All I can say is OUCH!


 

Oh good grief!  That's so cheesy it's practically 3 cheese dip!  

 

Virginial barrier?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Re: Quivering Puppies: Cheesy Sex Scenes and/or Descriptions of Sexuality

Hehehehehaha...Oh ..Ewwwwwwww!!
Silence is golden,
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dalnewt
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Re: Quivering Puppies: Cheesy Sex Scenes and/or Descriptions of Sexuality

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3monstersmom wrote:

 


dalnewt wrote:

 


FaeryQueen wrote:

Here is a little bit of cheese from 

 

Destiny of the Wolf 

 

"His rigid erection pressed against her waist, urgent, hungry to batter down her virginal barrier." (NOOK page 138)

 

All I can say is OUCH!


 

Can you say ram rod?!!!:smileytongue: Maybe battering ram is more accurate?!!!:smileyvery-happy:

 

I know some people like to refer to anthropomorphize their member, but this particular member sounds like an independent, hungry animal between his legs.

 

Geez, both cheesy and gross!


Well, I guess the cover makes more sense now with the wolf phasing into his groin.  Obviously it bites. 

 


 

Destiny of the Wolf  otherwise known as 'Lupus Erectus'!!!

 

Oh, that cold nose--brrrrr!!!! Of course, there is that lengthy canine tongue.:smileytongue: 

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dalnewt
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Re: Quivering Puppies: Cheesy Sex Scenes and/or Descriptions of Sexuality

From Eye of the Tempest (Jane True Series #4)  

 

I gabbled something incoherently at him, which I think translated roughly as "You are the lord of my vagina!"

 <Snorts and shakes head> 

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Re: Quivering Puppies: Cheesy Sex Scenes and/or Descriptions of Sexuality


GS2991 wrote:
Hehehehehaha...Oh ..Ewwwwwwww!!


Ewwwwwwwwan McGregor?