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YeLLoWmisT
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Re: My Name Is Not Lily

WOW!-- the only word I can think of this very  moment... sooooo funny.... really.... ha ha ... and I can relate 'cause I've H.P. books--the fisrt 6 anyway.... I wasn't able to read the 7th...

 

it's really awesome.... you sure you didn't copy it from somewhere???? hahahahaha.... lol... :smileytongue:

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MilkshakeLMS
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Re: My Name Is Not Lily

Oh My God!!! I nearly killed myself laughing my mom littlerally found me on the floor choking because i was laughing sooo hard. Someone should do a House of Night one i think that would be funny OR percy jakson id laugh..... really hard......

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Vampires-and-Spongebob
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Re: My Name Is Not Lily

Here are the books that I think I will do parodys on...

 

  • Mortal Instruments series
  • Luxe series
  • Hunger Games
  • House of Night
  • Harry Potter (So fun to make...)
  • Gemma Doyle series
  • Series of Unfortunate Events....(Don't ask...)
  • Twilight...(I think a few people might know what shall happen...)
  • Vampire Academy
  • Mortal Instruments/Vampire Academy. (That would be...wow)
  • Harry Potter/Twilight (BATTLE TO THE DEATH!)
"Behold the male beast roaring in the jungle for his mate. See how the female beast giggles behind a shrub while she organizes her voice to say 'Pardon dear, did you say something?'"~Elphaba, Wicked, pg.102-103
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ALN
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Re: My Name Is Not Lily

Vampires-and-Spongebob wrote:

Here are the books that I think I will do parodys on...

 

  • Mortal Instruments series
  • Luxe series
  • Hunger Games
  • House of Night
  • Harry Potter (So fun to make...)
  • Gemma Doyle series
  • Series of Unfortunate Events....(Don't ask...)
  • Twilight...(I think a few people might know what shall happen...)
  • Vampire Academy
  • Mortal Instruments/Vampire Academy. (That would be...wow)
  • Harry Potter/Twilight (BATTLE TO THE DEATH!)

 

So a parody on the Series of Unfortunate Events would be a good one. Also the House of Night series, I would love to read that.
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Morigami
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(I can't really think of one for HON because well I kinda think there is already to much crap going in there lifes to even make it funny xD So here is percy haha Oh and don;t read this if you haven't read all the percy jackson books lol unless you want huge spoilers xD)

 

Thalia: No! OMG!

 

Annabeth: Have mercy!

 

Nico: I think I am going to hurl.

 

*Tyson stops kissing Rainbow (sea horse).*

 

Percy: Why, brother? Why?

 

Tyson: Rainbow makes babies *claps and smiles*

 

Nico: *hurls*

 

Bianca: I am dead and I have never see anything this gross.

 

Luke: Bow-chic-wow-wow

 

Thalia and Annabeth: Oh Luke your back from the dead!

 

Luke: It was no problem. I just had to kill Hades.

 

Nico: Dad! *cries*

 

Bianca: And I helped, remember?

 

Luke: Of cousre, I did. Now come over here and give me a kiss.

 

*Luke and Bianca run in slow motion towards each other; across the beach*

 

Nico: The irony!

 

Thalia and Annabeth: Nooo! Luke we love you! *cries*

 

Percy: *jumps on Rainbow and rides off in the sunset*

 

Tyson: Rainbow!!!

 

*Gover pops out of no where*

 

Gover: Hi everyone!

 

Everyone: WTF? How did you get here?

 

Gover: I just-

 

Luke: Who cares? He is a witch! Kill him!

 

Percy's Mom: Nooo!!! Don't hurt my son! *jumps infront of Grover*

 

Everyone, but percy's mom: WTF?

 

Gover: OMFG! Mom! *hugs* Percy guess what!!!

 

Percy: What, freak?

 

Gover: I am your new bother!

 

Nico: *hurls*

 

Tyson: Guess what everyone!

 

Everyone else: WE DON"T CARE!

 

Tyson: Awesome! Rainbow and I are getting married.

 

Poseidon: My poor freak of a boy *runs and hits head on poll*

 

Percy's Mom: Good. I was getting bored with that man anyway.

 

Percy: Mom!

 

Percy's Mom: *rolls eyes*

 

Rachel: Everyone! I just had a vision! Some horrible is going to happen any minute now!

 

Everyone else: We don't care!

 

*Earth explodes*
 

(=) That's all I can think of lol Hope you like it)

 

 


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Morigami
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Wow um is it okay that I put the percy thing??? um um um.....? XD


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Kyleigh
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Re: My Name Is Not Lily

Omg! Montana!  I so call dibs of doing HP/ Twilight with you!  XD

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Re: My Name Is Not Lily

1. Dude, it's fine to do one yourself. Besides, I probably wasn't going to do a PJ on anyway. I couldn't find that much humor in it other then in the books...(Doesn't make sense, but whatever)

 

2. Kentucky! We should! We can send ideas back and forth! You should do a Magnus/Alec Mortal Instruments parody!

"Behold the male beast roaring in the jungle for his mate. See how the female beast giggles behind a shrub while she organizes her voice to say 'Pardon dear, did you say something?'"~Elphaba, Wicked, pg.102-103
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Morigami
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Awesome! I wander what Hunger Games is going to be like lol hmm? Oh and I can't wait for the MI/VA haha that will be awesome! Oh and HP/TW xD Those are going to be funnier then hell =P woot!


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Kyleigh
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Muwahahahaha Montana you should not have said that.  :smileytongue:

 

Clary: OMG Jace finally asked me out!

 

Simon: Skippity doo da

 

Clary: But OMG!  My hair!  My clothes! I have nothing to wear!

 

Simon: I think Jace might get the wrong idea there Clary

 

Jace: Hell to the ya!

 

Simon: *glares while he sips a glass of blood*

 

Clary: Magnus! 

 

Magnus: Don't worry I gotcha covered babe

 

Simon: oh dear, Clary  is about to be transformed into a Dominatrix

 

Jace: Hell to the ya!

 

Simon: Will you stop that?! 

 

Clary: *emerges clad in leather and blue sparkles*

 

Magnus: What do you think?

 

Jace: *drapes arm over Magnus* You look hot babe

 

Everyone: WTF!

 

Magnus: I am NOT Clary!

 

Simon: *giggles*  I so knew it!  Jace want to tell us something?

 

Clary: Manwhore

 

Jace: What's wrong with that?

 

Magnus: Indeed what is wrong with that?

 

Alec: Magnus!  Stop hitting on other guys!

 

Magnus: Dude, he hit on me

 

Jace; No one can resist my epic hotness

 

Everyone: **bleep**

 

Clary: Isn't someone going to tell me I'm pretty?

 

Simon: I vant to suck your blood

 

Clary: That is so not a turn on

 

Alec: Jace stay away from my boyfriend

 

Jace: Your just jealous because Magnus is prettier than you

 

Magnus: Well duh, I have rainbow sparkly hair

 

Alec: Stop reminding me! *cries and runs away*

 

Magnus: Oh baby!  I'm sorry! *runs after Alec*

 

Clary:  Oh so sweet

 

Simon: *gags*

 

Jace: Why doesn't anyone run after me?

 

Clary: I stalk you?  Does that count? 

 

Jace: Hell to the ya!

 

Simon: Oh dear...

 

 

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b00kwerm
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Re: My Name Is Not Lily

soooo funny... MORE PLEASE!!! =]

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Morigami
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Re: My Name Is Not Lily

LMFAO! Yes, please MORE! xD


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Dude, so freakin' awesome!!!!

"Behold the male beast roaring in the jungle for his mate. See how the female beast giggles behind a shrub while she organizes her voice to say 'Pardon dear, did you say something?'"~Elphaba, Wicked, pg.102-103
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Lolz.  I have a feeling that City of Bones is going to be my specialty... I just hate Clary and Jace so much it border lines obsession.  Lolz.  Truthfully I didn't know if it was that funny or not but hey!  Glad you guys thought it was funny! XD

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