08-03-2009 05:36 PM
08-04-2009 03:35 PM
Friend: "Twilight rules. No question. Your going to the movie"
Me: "Twilight sucks. I'm not going to the movie."
Friend: "I'm making you go"
Me: *glares and runs out of room*
TWO DAYS LATER
Me: *cough, cough, cough, cough*
Friend: "Shut Up! I'm trying to listen!"
Me: "I'm sick. You shouldn't of taken me"
Friend: "Your staying. I know you love Twilight."
40 MINUTES LATER
Me: "Hey, I need to go to the bathroom" *runs out of theater and calls mom to pick me up*
08-04-2009 06:37 PM
*watching HP 6*
Dumbledore "And what about your activities outside of school Harry?"
Dumbledore :" I just assumed you were with Miss Granger?"
Me: *whispers* "Translation: are you gay or straight cuz I want to get it on."
Friend: *whispers* "Ew, dubledores not a peto!"
Friend: "Besides he'd probably break a hip."
Me: *busts up laughing hysterically* *crying* *about to pee my pants*
Friend: *laughing equally as hard*
Everyone else in theatre: *looks at us strangely*
08-04-2009 07:02 PM
Me: "Ew! Why do you wanna watch this?! It's so disgusting!"
Friend: "It's a love story. They are gonna kiss."
Me: "Doesn't mean I wanna watch them do it!"
Friend: "Go do it yourself then"
Me: "I actually value my virtue unlike some people..."
08-04-2009 09:41 PM
08-04-2009 10:41 PM
Me: "Mom! Little (our cat) tried to kill me last night!"
Mom: "Hannah, just because Little comes into your room doesn't mean he's trying to kill you"
Me: "Mom, 90210 is trying to suffacate me into a world of clothes, boys and school!"
Mom: "That's what your suppose to like!"
Me: "Mom, Ronald McDonald tried to tell me it's my birthday when it wasn't!"
Mom: "It's a song it's suppose to!"
Me: "Mom! The Febreeze can is giving me a weird look!"
08-04-2009 10:49 PM
Lmao. Wow. I'm too tired to be random currently. haha.
*friends in park*
Squirrel: *innocently hopping around*
Friend: "SQUIRREL! RRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
Squirrel: *runs for life*
Everyone else: "Uhm......... Ashley?" *backs away slowly*
08-04-2009 10:51 PM
Friend: "Look! A magical pony!"
Me: "OMSD! OMSD! WHERE?! OMSD!"
Other friend: "There's no such thing as a magical pony!"
1st friend and I: *glares and kicks the back of her chair*