Wicked???

[NosferatuRocker]

the dude is hecka funny tho

[Kyleigh]

No way!  Wicked by Gregory Maguire?  Are you kidding me?!  That's a crime against humanity! 

[Vampires-and-S…]

Friend: "Twilight rules. No question. Your going to the movie"

Me: "Twilight sucks. I'm not going to the movie."

Friend: "I'm making you go"

Me: *glares and runs out of room*

TWO DAYS LATER

Me: *cough, cough, cough, cough*

Friend: "Shut Up! I'm trying to listen!"

Me: "I'm sick. You shouldn't of taken me"

Friend: "Your staying. I know you love Twilight."

40 MINUTES LATER

Me: "Hey, I need to go to the bathroom" *runs out of theater and calls mom to pick me up*

[Kyleigh]

*watching HP 6* 

Dumbledore "And what about your activities outside of school Harry?"  

Harry:"Sir?"  

Dumbledore :" I just assumed you were with Miss Granger?"  

Me: *whispers* "Translation: are you gay or straight cuz I want to get it on."  

Friend:  *whispers* "Ew, dubledores not a peto!"  

pause.......

Friend:  "Besides he'd probably break a hip."  

Me:  *busts up laughing hysterically*  *crying*  *about to pee my pants* 

Friend: *laughing equally as hard*  

Everyone else in theatre:  *looks at us strangely*  

[Vampires-and-S…]

Me: "Ew! Why do you wanna watch this?! It's so disgusting!"

Friend: "It's a love story. They are gonna kiss."

Me: "Doesn't mean I wanna watch them do it!"

Friend: "Go do it yourself then"

Me: "I actually value my virtue unlike some people..."

[Kyleigh]

Wow.  This could go on forever.  I'm running out of funny stories.  Lol. 

[Vampires-and-S…]

Me: "Mom! Little (our cat) tried to kill me last night!"

Mom: "Hannah, just because Little comes into your room doesn't mean he's trying to kill you"

Me: "Mom, 90210 is trying to suffacate me into a world of clothes, boys and school!"

Mom: "That's what your suppose to like!"

Me: "Mom, Ronald McDonald tried to tell me it's my birthday when it wasn't!"

Mom: "It's a song it's suppose to!"

Me: "Mom! The Febreeze can is giving me a weird look!"

Mom: *glares*

[Kyleigh]

Lmao.  Wow.  I'm too tired to be random currently.  haha. 

*friends in park*  

Squirrel:  *innocently hopping around* 

Friend:  "SQUIRREL!  RRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"  

 Squirrel:  *runs for life*  

Everyone else:  "Uhm......... Ashley?"  *backs away slowly*  

[Vampires-and-S…]

Friend: "Look! A magical pony!"

Me: "OMSD! OMSD! WHERE?! OMSD!"

Other friend: "There's no such thing as a magical pony!"

1st friend and I: *glares and kicks the back of her chair*

[bryndansmom]

does anyone have books 2 and/or 3 to lend?