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BookGeek84
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would you eat a burger if it could punch back?

seriously though, i think for me, it would depend on how hard the hamburger can punch... or what type it is...

 

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Kyleigh
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Re: would you eat a burger if it could punch back?

Hmm.... I  would have to say that I might run away screaming in terror cuz that's just not natural.  Lol.  Or I might think the burger is possessed at the very least. Lol.  If I KNEW it would punch back then probably no.  Lol
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Duncan-lover-4eva
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Re: would you eat a burger if it could punch back?

It depends...I would ask the resturant where they got the burger from and demand to speak with the manger..on the DL I would take a picture and see where it took me.....What kind of burger is it.....How hunger am I? Lmao these are important questions.
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Vampires-and-Spongebob
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Re: would you eat a burger if it could punch back?

1. Who would even buy that? "Get ya 1 dollar punching burgers here! 1 dollar!" Uh....no

2. It's many lawsuits waiting to happen. "I'm sueing the restrant because the burger phisically and or sexually harrased me" What. the. heck?!

3. I will never be hungry enough to try to eat an abusing burger. I will work at McDonalds before that happens!

4. What mutated science made this burger?!?!?!?!?!

5. WHAT.THE. HECK?!

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J.R._BookWorm
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Re: would you eat a burger if it could punch back?

i agree with vampires-and-sponegbob...

 

 

shoot for the

moon

even if you miss you'll land in the

stars

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Silvermist24
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Re: would you eat a burger if it could punch back?

I would stab it to death before it can punch me. Then I would enjoy a deliouse wopper....
Baby you can drive my car,
Yes I'm gonna be a star,
Baby you can drive my car,
And Baby I love you,
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