Three Things You Don’t Know About Me:
1. Where I am.
2. Why I’m hiding there.
3. That the next time you bolt upright in bed, your pulse racing and your eyes blinking madly, and you wonder to yourself, “What in the world could that noise have been?” there’s no need to get up and check. I will have checked for you and it’s nothing with which you need to concern yourself.
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