Shameless self-promotion - what could be better? For those of you who like having a good bathroom read on hand, or just have a plain old short attention span, check out my book, Slinking Under The Electric Bulb. It's prose poetry for those who hate poetry. Crack a beer, light a cigarette, get your pointer finger on and enjoy. While you're at it, feel free to gimme some stars. The landlord's been knocking, and these ham and lettuce sandwiches are starting to grow tiresome.