4 Replies Latest reply on May 1, 2011 4:17 PM by ManleyPeterson

    Funny Adventure NOOK Book for Kids and Adults - Bloated Goat

      I would like to announce my new book called Bloated Goat is available for $.99 on Nook. It is a wacky and wild adventure full of funny characters and off-the-wall craziness for children and adults. With a name like Bloated Goat, you know it must be good. Just make sure you plug your nose as you turn the pages. 


      Here's the description:


      When Granny Hammy finds Bloated Goat face down in her front yard's drainage ditch, her grandson Cocky Doodle thinks nothing of it. In fact, he says that’s just another normal day for his best friend. But when they discover that Bloated Goat has little black Xs for eyes and is even more bloated than normal, they realize it is much more serious.

      Come join the humorous adventure filled with jewel thieves, a despondent wolf, an alligator gangster, a kingdom of hungry mushrooms, a shocking skunk wedding, and a mysteriously powerful chameleon known as Crazy Ned.

      But don’t take my word for it. Read the following fake quotes for more convincing words:

      "This is one the funniest books about bloated goats and talking animals I've ever read." - A random, imaginary kid

      "If I was stuck on a deserted island with nothing but this book, I'd probably read it at least once." - An important kid, possibly your best friend or son or daughter

      And if you prefer real quotes, here you go:

      “I decided to take a chance on your book after reading your post. Heck, it's only ninety-nine cents, right? I called my nine year old daughter over for what I thought would be a short picture book. I'll be honest. I wasn't expecting much but I hoped she'd get a good chuckle out of it. I opened up the book and was surprised to find that it's a chapter book. Hmm! We dove in. We read through the first ten chapters and my daughter never stopped laughing. She loved it! (And I had to stop more than once to compose myself as well. I actually had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.) So far it's an easy and enjoyable read. The characters are hilarious and the situations they encounter are wholly unexpected. We can't wait to finish it tomorrow.” – M. Jacobs, a Kindle Discussions contributor

      “LOL. I just finished it. It cracked me up! Definitely worth the dollar.” – Lexi, a Kindle Discussions contributor


      Thanks for looking,

      Manley Peterson

      Bloated Goat